I have two professional cats.

“Friendly Ice Cream Corp., which employs roughly 10,000 people and operates more than 500 restaurants known for sundaes and hamburgers, could seek protection from creditors as soon as next week, the people said. The Wilbraham, Mass.-based company would then try to sell itself through a bankruptcy auction, the people said.”

Given the paramount quality of their food and Fribble, I’m shocked. SHOCKED.